Greater Western Scully

Greater Western Scully

  The story had it all… money, deception, the colour orange. There’s a 70% chance they’ll make an Underbelly about it someday. There was even a viral video that I must have watched 80 thousand times in three days. Tom Scully admitted he was moving to GWS. We explain why Tom never had a choice.(…)

That New Car Smell

That New Car Smell

  FootyRhino explains why a premiership football team is exactly like a brand new car… including that wonderful, minty-fresh new car smell. Meet Sasha, a beat up old Ford Falcon with big dreams and discover what she’s got in common with the 2011 flag winning Geelong Cats. There’s a lot more you think….   11(…)

You Can’t Handle The Truth – Matthew Primus

You Can’t Handle The Truth – Matthew Primus

  At FootyRhino, we harbour a rabid distain for the old cliché answer dished out by a coach or athlete. Because of this we’ve had our leading scientists develop a truth conversion device to decipher the benign statements we hear at AFL pressers. This week, it’s Port’s Matthew Primus who ‘gets real’ up in here.(…)